JUNE 12, 1998 GAY PEOPLE'S. CHRONICLE 19

Respond to Your Favorite 1-900-370-7566

Lesbians

Columbus

& Central Ohio

Personal by Phone!

$2.25 5/min

SGWF, 35, full-figured. ISO soulmate. Enjoy music, dancing, walks and quiet times alone. Ready for a good time. No games. (8131)

GWF Pepe Le Pew ISO submissive Cherie for passionate amour. Must be open-minded, fun-loving and adventurous. H/WP, singles only, please. (8126)

GWPF, 43, NS, wants a partner to share life, laughter and loyalty. I value intelligence, motivation, humor, committment, a love for reasonable adventure and silly fun. I am reasonably cute and feminine and I prefer the same. Letters preferred. (8095)

GWF, 26 ISO GF 25-35 Funny, loving, who enjoys the arts, sports, outdoors, animals and quiet evenings. No drugs. Letters only. (8093)

SGW, 41, 5′5′′, attractive, creative, honest and independent, ISO NS, ND, H/WP, SGF, 40+ for friendship, laughter, possibly casual dating. I enjoy animals, nature, romance, music, monsters and metaphysics. (8090)

Attractive, 55, OSU professor, with interests in spirituality, fitness, sailing and nature. Out of a long-term relationship for two years. Drug, smoke, television, alcohol-free. (8111)

SGWF 32,5'1", fem butch, Br/Gn Likes movies, cuddleing, music, camping and bicycling. Light drinker and smoker. Looking for friendship first.Possible LTR. Write me let's start a friendship. Zanesville area. (8108)

Shy,GBF 20, 5'3", 170 lbs. Into exercising,

reading, movies, conversation and animals. ISO sincere, SGF, to open up to, for friendship possible LTR. (8102)

SWF, fem, enjoys movies, outdoors, some dancing, dining, loves animals. I'm 27, looking for someone older. No drugs, don't do bars. Some night clubs okay. Call or write. (8025)

Tuesdays free? Let's explore art museums, Amish country, bird watching, flea markets, interesting restaurants, parks, concerts and various other Ohio attractions. NS/ND. (8063)

Are you tired of head games? GWF, age 40, is looking for someone who like campfires, gazing at the stars, quiet romantic evenings, and a GWF in the Zanesville-Columbus area. Call or write.

(7982)

Prissy, "Kelly Bundy"-like boy/girl, 29, 5'10", 127 lbs., former published Barbie doll and leg model. College grad, professionally employed, discreet, D/D free, ISO bi females/couples. (7957) GWPF, 55, Gemini, full figured, 5'4", attractive and active. I am NS, LD, soft butch, employed and stable. I'm seeking NS, LD GWF who loves travel, who is "out", movies, music, cards, dining out, outdoors. Please be honest, convey feeling, passionate. Letters only. (7928)

Prefer right woman for me, I like single women 35-50, smoker, non-drug user, non-drinker, clean and disease free, who like outdoor life, shopping, listening to the oldies, going places, dining out, watching videos, sex, romance and being together. Letters only please. (7925)

GWPF, 35, Feminine, attractive, honest, romantic, affectionate and sincere. Seeking GWPF 30-45, NS/LD with similar qualities, and who enjoys dining out, movies, fashion, traveling, good conversation and a zest for life. No butches. (7913)

SGWF, self employed, 33, 5'2o, 125 lbs., NS/ND, seeking physically fit SGWF for friendship, possible LTA. Interests include anything from camping and fishing to theater and art. I am caring, honest, romantic and affectionate. Let's get together-dinner's on me. Columbus area. Letters preferred. (7909)

My dream woman is proud of her working class roots, but likes opera, is strong enough to be gentle, enjoys complexity and simple pleasures alike. She has spirit, soul and sex appeal. She laughs and cries, knows how to think, and isn't afraid to feel. This 30+ GWF is open to argumentative discussions, serious laughter & slow surprises. (7908)

SGWF, 40, looking for fun and friendship. Interested in bowling, movies, music, and dancing. I need rescued from being lonely. (7902)

Naughty but nice GWF, 27, brigr, enjoys uninhibited sex and good friendship. Seeking friends or lovers to enjoy life with. Will try most things once, maybe twice. Call or write. (7895)

GWF, 41, 5′2′′, attractive, femme, professional, loves the arts, exotic food, dancing, and nature. ISO intellectual, fun loving GF for friendship, laughter, good conversation, and possible romance. (7888)

GW soft butch, athletic, professional, 34, 5'6", 140 lbs., Virgo. Loves outdoors, stimulating conversation, candle light massages. Seeking GWPF to soft butch, 28-40, independent. (7884)

Why do good girls finish last? Still single, GWPF, 5'4", 120 lbs., hopeless romantic, sensitive, attractive, honest. ISO similar 25-35 for friendship/LTR. All calls answered. No games. (7883) GPF, retired university English professor, G/L activist, liberal Christian, soft butch. Enjoys reading, hiking, politics, intelligent conversation, movies, concerts, cats. ISO NS GF with similar interests for dating. Letters only. (7865)

GPF, retired university English professor, G/L activist, liberal Christian, soft butch, MTS student at Methesco, twice-weekly commuter to Columbus area. ISO NS GF with similar interests for dating. Letters only. (7864)

Gay Men

Northern Ohio

Dirty old man, 38, professional, but jeans and T-shirt. Loves to do the summer thing, canoeing, fishing, swimming. HIV(-), healthy. Seeks buddy in S.E. Cleve. only. Let's go! (8130) GAM dad, 55, well-endowed, ISO GWM/AM, NS, D/D free, son/lover to 32. Reply only by letter with photo. Will answer and reimburse $3 to all serious replies. (8128)

Come to daddy. Muscle daddy, 40, seeks a few good boys, 18-30, for discipline/ training, Should be butch, built, hung and ready to serve. Goatées beards, piercings, tattoos a plus. (8125)

Intelligent, attractive, educated GWM, 32, into sports and quiet times. Happy with life, but seeking Mr. Right to share it with. Must be NS, normal and have it together. (8123)

GWM 46, tall, S/P, B, moustache. Looking for men for friends and hot times, possible LTR. Bottoms preffered. Youngstown/Sharon, PA/Akron. (8122)

Black men only-This fine GWM 20, Br/Br, 6', 190 lbs., is looking for a fine blk. man to please me. Must be under 31 and must be HIV(-). Letters or voice mail. Peace! (8121)

Must be

18

GWPM 46 6 185 lbs., interests include opera, foreign movies and literature. Seeks GM in N.E. Ohio with similar or compatable interests, who is considering a monogamous relationship. (8084) Soulmate sought. GWM 34, 6, 160 lbs., NS, healthy, academic, caring, esoteric, into music, art, food, poetry, collecting, travel. Seeks similar spirit/ body/ age, for the real thing. Cleveland Akron area. (8073)

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ISO FF buddies, H/WP, under 45. I'm GWM, 35, 5'9", 145, buzzcut, goatee, shaved chest/ crotch, pierced, mostly bottom. Hungry, small hands. Threesomes, toys FR/GR, TT and CBT. Letters please. (8072)

GWM 43, 155 lbs., 5'11", seeks lasting LTR with GWM 18-43, loves hot sex, romantic evenings, camping, doing drag. Must be willing to relocate. (8086)

SGWM, 42 Br/BI, furry, attractive, masculine. ISO same. I'm 6', 195 lbs., affectionate and passionate. Interests vary from outdoor activities to indoors. Outgoing, sense of humor desirable. (8133)

Cinnamon and Sugar Feminine GWM 29, 5'10", 170 lbs., attractive, intellegent. ISO masculine, HIV(-), BM/ HM who is classy, fine and sexy. I love tans, beautiful eyes and muscles. Akron area? Will answer all. (8082)

30 y.o. GWM, Br/BI ISO similar for friendship, dating and more. Loves animals, gardening and movies. Cleveland area. Letters preferred. HIV(+) (8080) GWPM, 46, 5'9", 160 lbs. Healthy, lean, HIV(+). ISO fit, stable, masculine, aggressive man, open to LTR. You are honest, good humored, monogamous, open and communicative. Varied interests, quality guy! (8079)

GBPM 40, 5'8", 150 lbs. Handsome, masculine, searching for that special someone who is mature and genuine. Not into the bar scene or fems. Letters with photos preferred. (8092)

Older GWM seeks G/Bi male for encounters. It gets lonely sometimes. I'm happy, healthy, educated, employed and musical. Looks, age, race, weight unimportant. Greater Cleveland area. (8089)

GBM, ISO GWM or GHM that is willing to be in a LTR and act as a weight trainer. I deserve the best relationship and body. Photos and letters get reply. (8112) Handsome, athletic, GM, 29, careerminded and ambitious with interests in art, music, sports and outdoors. Seeking friend/ life partner with similar qualities. (8110)

GWM, 42, HIV(+), Bald/Bl, 170, 5'9", in good shape, left-leaning politically, relatively new to area (10/96), seeking conversation, friendship, possibly romance. (8109)

Curbside

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE JUST JOINING US, HERE'S A QUICK ROUNDUP OF OUR CAST AND CREW... DREW: A TORTURED ARTIST-TYPE, THIS LITTLE GUY MAKES DECENT MON EY WORKING AS AN OFFICE TEMP, AND ZILCH AS AN ASPIRING WRITER. THIS TENDS TO MAKE HIM SOMEWHAT BITTER. GENERAL OUTLOOK: ALIENATED. LOVES: NATHAN. A LOT.

OH LOOK, THE SIGNORILE BOOK IS OUT IN PAPERBACK.

SMITHS

HOW NICE.

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Older

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Looking for that someone to be somebody to. Perfection not required. Me, GWM 37, 6', 185 lbs., Br/Gn. You, 28-45. Friends first, who knows what can happen after that. (8103)

Black, HIV(+), 40 year old, bodybuilder. ISO, over 35, blue coolar types for friendship and etc. Me, N/S, N/Ď. (8098)

GWM, 28, 5'10", 150 lbs. BR/GR, HIV(+). Down to Earth, with a great sense of humor and a zest for life. ISO, LTR with secure, romantic, honest, hairy, top. Must love to travel and explore, each other as well as the world around you, with someone special. Take a chance, it could change your life. Photo/ Letter preferred. (8097)

SWM, 26, 6'4", 190. ISO WM, age unimportant, friend/LTR. Me: Student, spontaneous, work out regularly and have many interests. Bear types a plus. (8136)

N. Central Ohio GWM mature n's, d/d free, 5'10" moustache. Looking for someone to enjoy good music, theatre and the arts. Good sense of humor, love to have a good time. Very caring and honest. (8135)

BIWM attractive, early 30s European, looking for attractive men 18-40. Prefer Croatian, Greek or Italian men. Please write. (8036)

Where are all the men? Not the shallow, arrogant, or trendy types with cutting-edge looks, or those with inflated egos claiming to be handsome, muscular, or both. I mean REAL men, genuine men, ages 2839, who want to meet and enjoy the friendship, possible LTR, from a jeans and t-shirt type. This healthy and educated GWM, (35,6'3", 200 lbs., NS/ND, br/bl), is passionate, honest and sincere. I enjoy a variety of interests, fine and performing arts, classical music, nature, food (including meat), travel and more. If interested, then call or write. Letters preferred. (8043) Daddy 40 year old WM seeks bad boys in need of discipline and other attention. (8050)

GWM 40, 5'9" 150 lbs., brown hair and eyes, 30° waist. I'm quiet but like to have fun, too. Looking to find that special guy who likes to kiss and cuddle as much as I do. Things that are important to me are being honest, sincere, looking for someone who is slim to muscular in build, 21 to 38. (8048)

Ruggedly Handsome GWM 41, 175 lbs., 5'11", ISO workout partner and monogamous relationship; all in one GWM. "Must be masculine like me". (no games/ drugs) (8034)

Average GWM seeks average GWM for extraordinary LTR. I'm 37, 6, 185 lbs., NS/ND, D/D free, Clevelander. Affectionate, caring, gentle, humorous, intelligent, kind, monogamous, passionate, quiet, sensual. (8032)

Most people take life for granted. GWF ISO an honest and caring lady 25-32 who lives life to it's fullest. (8030)

GPC Cleveland,

Akron GWM 42, 6' 190 lbs., HIV(+), sexually versatile, open to all. Romance, kink, toys, WS. ISO attractive, masculine SGWM down to earth, quiet. Age open. Be honest, sincere relationship oriented. (8028)

Akron PGWM looking for friends and that special person for a lifelong mate. I'm 49, 5'10", 160, NS, in good shape, shy, sentimental, and genuine. (8027)

GWM seeks male for regular no-strings physical encounters. Height, weight, age, looks, race, endowment unimportant. D/D free, intelligent, honest, employed. Smoker, light drinker ok. Call or write. (8019)

GHM, 27, 57* 165 lbs., dark bm hair, hazel eyes, clean cut. I like to work out, ride bikes, go for walks on the beach. Can go from mild to wild in seconds with the right person. Looking for GWM 30-40, 6' and well built. I'm not talking bob Paris. ND/NS. Possible LTR. (8021)

Honest and sincere GWM, 30, 6o, 170 lbs., br/bi shy, masculine, good sense of humor, enjoys cycling, boating, skiing, traveling, seeking GWM 22-32 with similar interests for possible LTR. (8018)

Muscular, mature, GBM top, 6',160 lbs., ISO other masculine, fit intelligent, warm men of substance for LTR loving friendship. Enjoy camping, hiking, travel, nudism. All ages/races welcome. (8015)

Fine GWM, 20, br/br looking for straight acting top black men under 31 who is HIV(-) and who has a good body. (8017)

Partial Crossdresser masculine Bi-white male, 49 seeks gay or bi-male in Toledo and surrounding areas. Age and race open. (8037)

Dom GWM 46, interviewing for sub bad boy in need of a firm hand or fist. Must be into all forms of torture and discipline. Apply now! (8044)

Artist, Writer handsome Italian, 40 looks 30, 5'8", 145 lbs., top/versatile, into cutting edge art, music, literature and film, gardening, nature, pagan spirituality, recently divorced, seeking compatible men 18-45. (8046)

Chance encounter at the zoo on April 19th. You were the father (?) with 3 girls at the Cleveland Zoo on Earth Day. I was the tall redhead waiting by the box office. Did something click? (8052)

"Teddy Bear" Looking for that special guy to hang out with. Possible LTR. Lake County. GWM, 5'9", 185 lbs. Furry and in my 50s. If you're looking for a masculine guy who can also be gentle, look no further. Call or write. (8065)

Muscular Jock, 34 Craves nerds-gay/ bi, skinny/fat, bespectacled, hung, smokers (cigars, Mariboros, Winstons): to verbally and sexually abuse him. Live out your high school revenge fantasies! NE Ohio. (8059)

GWM 26, 5'10", 170 blue/blonde, muscular, attractive, ISO muscular/slender G/BİM 18-26 for discreet relationship. Lorain County/West Side. Race unimportant, must be attractive. (8055) SWGM, 29, 5'10" 170 lbs, br/gr, masculine, attractive, stable, fun and normal. ISO similar straight acting guys for casual dating or more. Akron area NS 25-35 preferred. Please leave message. (7981)

GWPM, 25, 6'7", 165 lbs., br/bl, funny, artistic, workaholic, NS, no time for bars, games or anything indiscriminate. ISO similar for dating and relationships. Photos welcome, race unimportant. (7968) Lorrie Morgan concert, 4/17, Palace Theatre, we caught each others' eye, you were wearing red, I was in black and white with a vest. Let's talk. (7965) GWM, 37, 5'6", 170 lbs., br/br, enjoys "Indians" baseball, movies, science fiction, and much more. Searching for GWM 18-40 in Wayne and surrounding counties. (7962)

Military vet, sense of humor, openminded, relaxed, 40, 5'11" 156 lbs., blondish-red hair. ISO men 18-40 in Akron and Kent. Often visiting Highland Square. (7975)

J/O buddy or group sought by healthy, fit Italian, 38, 5'7", 140 lbs. Prefer west/ southwest suburbs. (7959)

This is me: PGWM, 42, 6'3", brn/brn, goatee, 230 lbs, hairy, handsome, NS, non-drinker, loving, caring, open, honest, believe in forever love, HIV(+) and very healthy. Enjoy yard work, gardening, cooking, movies, theatre, the lake, long walks, dance music, being outdoors. Looking for friends, LTC, no head games, no one nights. If this sounds like what you are needing in your life take a chance on me. Leave a message or drop me a line. (7973)

Attractive GWM, 22, 5'8", 160 lbs., bl bl, HIV(-), into books, music, writing, and photography. ISO other GWM 2129, H/WP, for friends first, maybe more. I'm in the Akron area. (7958)

Recovering alcoholic, nine years, PGWM, 35, bl/bl, 6'1", 195 lbs., 42" chest, 32" waist, attractive, affectionate, honest, loving. ISO attractive, passionate, honest, spiritual GWM, H/WP, with year or more. (7952)

GBM, 44, 400 lbs., bottom, ISO men who enjoy the lovin' you can only get from a fat man. LTR would be great. Good lovin' a close second, orally speaking. I love to toss salad with creamy dressing. (7951)

WM, 50, administers discipline to GWM ISO over the knee spanking. Call or write. No voice mail, pagers. Novices welcome. (7949)

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BY ROBERT KIRBY

NATHAN: THIS HANDSOME NE'ER-KEVIN: THE QUASI-YUPPIE OF OUR DOWELL LEADS A SIMPLE EXISTENCE AS A COFFEE HOUSE EMPLOYEE BY DAY, AND WOULD-BE ROCK STAR BY NIGHT. LOVES: SEX, DRUGS, BEER AND ROCK N' ROLL. DEVOUT PRACTITIONER OF ALL THREE. ALSO LOVES DREW. PROBABLY..I

HEY.

RAIN: KEVIN'S FORMER, OCCASION-TONY and ROB: FORMERLY THE ALLY CURRENT, LOVER AND BEST FRIEND. AN ACTOR. GENERALLY "ON" USUAL HABITAT: OFF-OFF BROADWAY STAGES.STRONG POINT: IS FUN TO BE WITH. WEAK POINT: IS HARD TO PIN DOWN.

DINNER TONIGHT? YES! WELL, MAYBE...

LOOK, I'LL CALL YOU...

STARS OF THIS COMIC STRIP, THESE TWO HAVE BEEN RELEGATED TO OCCASIONAL SUPPORTING ROLES ONLY. FOR THE RECORD, ROB IS NATHAN'S LONG-SUFFERING BEST FRIEND BOYFRIEND TONY IS RARELY EVEN SEEN ANYMORE, MOVING ON.... OH LIKE I EVEN CARE. TONY! THE SEASON I'VE GOT BETTER THINGS FINALE OF "FRIENDS" TO DO THAN TO BE IN IS ON IN 5 MINUTES!! SOME CARTOON.

QUICK UNPLUG THE

PHONE

TALE, HE OWNS THE APARTMENT THAT ALSO HOUSES NATHAN AND DREW. HE IS SOLID, WELL-MANNERED AND DEPEND ABLE, AND THEREFORE HAS CONFLICTS GALORE WITH HIS ROOMMATES. STRONG POINTS: IS HANDSOME, YOUR MOTHER WOULD LOVE HIM. WEAK POINTS: CAN CAUSE DROWSINESS.

NO.. LET'S GO TO THE

EARLIER SHOW.

THE 7:20

GETS OUT LATE: 9:15.

WELL, THAT ABOUT WRAPS 'ER UP! NOW THAT YOU'RE ALL CAUGHT UP, WE HOPE TO SEE YOU BACK HERE FOR EVERY BIWEEKLY INSTALLMENT OF "CURBSIDE"! TO CLOSE OUT THIS SPECIAL EPISODE, WE LEAVE YOU WITH THIS SHOT OF NATHAN'S BUTT. BON APPETIT, BOYS!

1998 ROBERT KIRBY

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